Ogr81 endured Pingu-gone-bad for hours uncounted. The leather cap, cape and whip was a contradictory sight with how angellic the penguin looked asleep. He tried to wake it, but it was just too fatigued. With a sigh he walked over to his typewriter, poured some petrol in it, topped it with internet ink, and turned the crank to ignite the engine:
From Trivia Pursuit, Genus IV, Canadian edition:
For a piece of blue pie: What will the eastern part of the Northwest Territories be called after it separates?

Someone Answered: cascadia ?

good one...but no