Helpful Hints -2

Ogr81 did etch-A-sketch the following remarkable information:

If you're doing the boola-boola fertility dance, and the bog newts keep falling out of your nostrils, try using fibraglass-resin epoxy instead of the traditional muscox pancreas, frog spit mixture. It is easier to purchase and it works!
Ratbat Responded:Thanks for the info I'll try it :O) While on the subject of the boola-boola fertility dance, the bag of Pea's frozen to my genitals keeps defrosting whilst i'm dancing, how can i keep them frozen to me?
> Ratbat



There are several ways to overcome this problem. Allow me to list them:

1) use only grade a no.1 peas - a little more expensive but worth it
2) use the jolly green giant variety, not the little green sprout
3) there is no third method
4) remove your legs and put them in the freezer for two hours before
performing the dance.
5) if the peas are melting too fast, you may not need to do the dance at all
6) someone suggested replacing the peas with 100 angry fire ants, but I haven't tried it myself yet. He now has 8 children, but speaks in a very high voice
7) the seventh method guarantees success without discomfort
8) in a 4 litre bowl, pour in 2 cups water, 3 cups vodka, 1 package peas flavoured gelatin; stir and place in freezer for two hours. strap bowl to lower buttocks/scrotum area
9) perform the dance in a walk-in freezer (as long as it still faces
north east and there is still a full moon outside)
10) perform the 'Peas Frozen to the Scrotum' dance prior to the
fertility dance

I hope one of these works for you....and good luck!