End of the Fiscal Universe

> Ogr81 wrote: People of earth are advised that your year 2000 marks the end of the fiscal universe. You are to fill out a Right to Existance form and have it returned to the nearest Milky Way Taxation Office within 6 bleebs. Failure to do so could result in charmic discomfort or temporary death.
For those filing for a return, please allow six to eight bleebs for delivery.

Dragonman wrote: I need some help with form 54trERç12-24566^RtdfTÞ)*
Do I need to declare my time spent in the bathtub in minutes, days, or bleebs?

Ogr81: Time spent in aquatic environments is calculated by the equation: .5(d x psi)+nse(js x b)=bst where:d=duration

psi=pounds per square inch
nse=navel shockra emissions
js=joules spent
b=bleebs
bst=being somebody tax

Dragonman: Also, what is the tax deduction, that would apply to the next fiscal universe, for being temporarily dead which would have been the result of failing to send in my form 54trERç12-24566^RtdfTÞ)* on time. I'm always late, especially by your time...

Those declaring temporary death must have earned a minimum of 99 penguillion Charmic Sheckels or 50 penguillion dollars and 30 splunkillion good ideas for a .000000025% deduction. For further information, access pyschic frequency 444OllyWallyBiscuitBarrelPING! ext. Sillyword723.