Over-due Notice - CPCO

To the occupants of:
Earth
12 354 845 909 735b Outer Spiral Dr.
Milky Way

Our records indicate that your bill hasn't been paid in 10 900 (earth years). The amount of 9 874 895 711 978 550 887 344 800 761 296 133 677 834 222 089 132 786 342 115 799.34 pounds of platinum are payable due at the nearest Chemical Properties Company Office immediately. Failure to pay your bill will result in the discontinuation of your chemical reaction services until the account is paid in full, as well as a 10billion pound Nanavuk Blubber security deposit. For more information, emit 1-800-555-physicalenforcementscorp ext. penguin038 through pyschic
frequency 888waddlebottom.