You Could Already be a Winner!

In only 10 short bleebs, the Endogalactic Publishers Clearing Planet
will be drawing the numbers for their GRAND PRIZE of 10 simpsillion
dollars! Over 20 000 shoresand dollars have already been given away.
You Earthling could already be a WINNER!

To find out if you have won, simply send us a copy of your Navel Shockra Imprint to our office. Yes. That's all we want. Hehe. Just your NSI. We won't give it away. I promise! Hehe. Not when we could sell it everywhere for big bucks! HAHA! .............oooo....damn, I shouldn't have printed that bit on over 90 scrotumillion copies......double damn.....nor that......

Gotta go! Bye!