A Soul

After much poring over tomes and diligent study, I am slowly
beginning to learn the slight difference between an asshole and a soul.
Thus far, have I deduced:

An asshole basically looks like this; *

And a soul is a quantum particle that resembles a black hole in
front of a sun which is of spin twelve.

I just wouldn't want to thump out an angel at the pearly gates by mistake, or something. Eh?